Despite their 7-12 record and eight losses in their last nine games, Wake Forest Athletic Director Ron Wellman said that the Demon Deacons men’s basketball team will be ready for the post season. .
“I have heard that some of our fans are upset because I fired Coach [Dino] Gaudio for not winning more in the post season despite the fact that our only Final Four was in 1962 and that his winning percentage of 66.6% is higher than Skip Prosser’s 64.9% and current head coach Jeff Bzdelik’s 50.2%, which does include his 45.5% winning percentage at the job previously held. Did I mention he has been my bud for over thirty years?“, said Wellman
“Lookit, one of the keys to winning a basketball game is to out rebound your opponent. With all the missed shots we have, we are certainly getting better at rebounding. Our margin of defeat in conference play is only 26 points. I am confident that this will make teams misunderestimate us and we will totally dominate in the post season. It will be like a switch-a-roo or something.”
Ari Stewart, a sophomore forward for Wake Forest
Freshman Travis McKie said he agreed. “I agree.”
Former coach Dino Gaudio was unavailable for comment. According to his wife, Gaudio was looking for his ass, which had fallen off during his most recent laughing attack.
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