During his radio show on Tuesday, recently demoted Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb said he felt disrespected by the way his situation was handled. McNabb said it was also a disrespect to the team.
Al Pavlowich, a longtime fixture at Redskins games, agreed with McNabb. "I feel disrespected too", said Pavlowich, a Chevy Chase based insurance salesman. "With the exception of one year, the Redskins haven't been worth a shit since 1992. For 18 frigging years we have been putting up with old players being signed to insane contracts that mortgaged the team's future ability to develop through the draft, high dollar coaches that had ever never were or had lost the will to compete, a former Cowboy as head coach, and some of the league's highest ticket prices. So to have our team continually do this year after year is mind boggling. The Eagles are in our division for crying out loud. Why the hell do you think they traded McNabb to us? They knew he sucked. That's why. If he was so damn good in the first place they never would have traded him to a division rival in the first place!"
Murray Grunkell, one of the original Hogettes, agreed with Pavlowich. "I used to really enjoy dressing in drag as a pig-man hybrid. But the level of disrespect this team has shown the fans makes me want to hang myself with my game day mu-mu." Grunkell, who works as a Mongolian translator for DC area Pic'N'Pays said he is considering switching over to the Ravens. "I have a really sweet bird outfit, complete with a really big pecker, so I think the transition would be easy."
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