Breaking News: NFL Record Set

For the first time in the storied history of the NFL, three entire teams have been listed as doubtful for their games.  The Panthers, Cowboys, and Bills are all listed as doubtful for tomorrow's games.  Panthers coach John Fox said, "It is what it is," when asked about the doubtful listing.  When pressed about what was what is, Coach Fox responded "it" was what it was.  The Semi Accurate Sports Report will stay tuned for any further developments.