Ladies man and golfer extraordinaire Tiger Woods visited Washington, DC yesterday for the opening of two Tiger Woods Learning Centers. One center focuses on video and film production. The other is centered around science and engineering. The centers, located on high school campuses, had the students ready to learn.
Tom Bryant, a senior at Elmwood High, raved about the centers and what Woods had to say. "Oh man, this is so great! The video and film center is my favorite. Tiger showed us some really creative ways to make a sex tape without the chicks knowing. He showed us some advanced techniques to get girls too. I can't wait to put into action what I've learned. I'm really gonna knock it out next year at college!"
Scott Dowell, another Elmwood senior, was equally excited. "I'm equally excited," said Dowell.
In what appears to be a related matter, Church & Dwight, the manufacturer of Trojan brand condoms, announced plans to build a nearby factory.
so inappropriate. but i cannot help but loving it. Nice work.
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